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Man Fiercely Dependent

Cat Named After Beloved Deli Meat

Why I Stopped Waiting for an Apology and Just Fucked His Dad

Heterochromia Wasted On Dog

‘I Love Thrifting!’ Says Woman Who Loves Buying Things No Matter the Circumstances

‘I Love How He Puts Me at Ease,’ Says Friend Who Doesn’t Realize That’s a Common Trait of Serial Killers

Woman Only Watching TV Show so She Can Listen to Podcast Recapping Show

How to Make Sure Dad Didn’t Buy a Tesla Before Agreeing to a Visit

Overly Cautious Dermatologist Needs to Biopsy All of Your Skin

Woman Never Ceases to Be Amazed by How Swiftly Asparagus Hits Urine Stream

Helpful! When This Woman Lost Her Job Her Friends and Family Came Together to Text Every Day Asking if She Has a New Job Yet

Party Actually Way More Fun With New Outfit

Woman’s Entire Workout Just Moves a Turtle Stuck on Its Back Would Do

Success! Majority of Woman’s Email Just an Apology for the Delay

Birthday Cake Enjoys Fulfilling Retirement as Breakfast

Woman Hopes Lightly Wiggling Drain Stopper Solves Clog That Goes 11 Inches Deep

Inspiring! This Woman Achieved an Old Career Goal and Felt Nothing

Audiobook Includes 20-Minute Introduction About How This Doesn’t Count as Real Reading

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