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REPORT: Katy Perry Announced as Next Pope

‘We’re All Works in Progress,’ Says Woman Who is at Best a Shitty Outline

How to Use Mouth Tape Without Feeling Like You’re Kidnapping Yourself

QUIZ: If Drinking Water So Good, Why So Easy Not to Do?

‘It’ Couple Mostly Being Carried by ‘It’ Woman

Jerk Chicken? This Chicken’s a Real Asshole

I LIVED IT: I Had No Plan Whatsoever When I Started Writing in This Birthday Card

Woman Carefully Cropping Number of Unread Texts out of Screenshot

Mom Doesn’t Think That’s Funny

J.K. Rowling Announces She’s the Only Woman

Match Made in Heaven? Almond Mom With Protein Shake Dad

Mom Incorrectly Assumes for 15th Year in a Row That You’re Coming Home for Easter

Yikes! Fitness Instructor Uses Embarrassing Word for Butt

Woman Can’t Sleep Unless Her Bedroom Feels and Sounds Like F4 Tornado

Uh Oh! This Woman Had Coffee After Noon so She Won’t Sleep This Week

Errand Going to Derail Next Couple of Days

Aw! This Woman Haunts Her Ex By Remaining Pen Pals With His Mom

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