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Woman Just Waiting for Special Occasion to Enjoy Herself

Sexy New Toilet Paper Roll Placed Tantalizingly Near Sad Old Toilet Paper Roll

Aw! This Woman Is in Therapy to Improve Her Ability to Communicate With Her Hairstylist

Woman With Dense Breasts Tries Reading More to Her Tits

‘Just Circling Back!’ Says Moon

‘When Will I Get to Relax?’ Says Woman Who Watches Five Hours of TV a Day

How to Be Friends With an Ambivert Even Though They Spend Half the Time Submerged in Water

What the Fuck? This Woman’s Friend Has Other Friends

Wow! This AI Dad Also Forgets Your Birthday

‘We Are So Back,’ Says Woman Who Was Never Even There

Woman’s Boyfriend Walks on Car Side of Sidewalk to Protect Her From Having to Look at Cybertrucks

How to Stop Being So Judgy Even Though People Continue to Act Like That

Why We Need to Keep Concert Tickets Affordable Unless I’m Reselling Mine for Above Face Value

woman at dentist

Dentist Can Tell Last Time You Gave a Blowjob Just From Vibes

How to Make Polite Conversation With the Trader Joe’s Cashier While Your Cards Are Declining

Nice! Majority of Texts Woman Gets Are Just Verification Codes

I LIVED IT: I Was Running Slightly Ahead of Schedule so Now I’m Running 2 Hours Behind Schedule

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