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Woman Had Forgotten About Bugs

Woman Writes Summer Bucket List as if She Has Time and Money

Woman Makes Major Life Decisions Solely Based on Whether She’s Having Fun or Not

REPORT: Bowl of Cereal Will Fix This

Woman Celebrates Pride Month by Texting Her Gay Friends Back

Woman Celebrates One Year Anniversary of Being Annoyed at Job

Woman Who Requested Quiet Ride Spends Entire Time Wondering if Uber Driver Mad at Her

JD Vance Gives Self Black Eye Just to Get Some Attention

Father Who Kept Daughter Away From Boys Her Entire Life Can’t Believe She’s Still Not Married

Woman Just Waiting for Special Occasion to Enjoy Herself

Sexy New Toilet Paper Roll Placed Tantalizingly Near Sad Old Toilet Paper Roll

Aw! This Woman Is in Therapy to Improve Her Ability to Communicate With Her Hairstylist

Woman With Dense Breasts Tries Reading More to Her Tits

‘Just Circling Back!’ Says Moon

‘When Will I Get to Relax?’ Says Woman Who Watches Five Hours of TV a Day

How to Be Friends With an Ambivert Even Though They Spend Half the Time Submerged in Water

What the Fuck? This Woman’s Friend Has Other Friends

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