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DJ Khaled’s Son Had The Most Epic Poop

This Magic Lip Balm Looks Great On Every Skin Tone Except Yours!

Out Of Sexting Ideas? Try Stopping

This Ex-CIA Interrogator Explains How to Catch People in a Lie Then Just Sort of Let It Go

Wow! This Woman Has Gone Her Entire Life Without Ever Refilling the Brita Pitcher

Yay! Here’s Another Weird Fucking Eyebrow Trend That Looks Horrible

How to Meditate Even Though You Never Stop Thinking About When Jay-Z Said ‘Your Breasteses Is My Breakfast’

Wide-Leg Pants That Will Have Him Saying ‘I Think I’m Sexually Attracted to That Tent?’

How to Keep the Relationship Going Even Though His Texts Are Green

How To Let Him Know You’re Extra By Charging Him $0.50

Win Halloween This Year By Being Yourself For Once

Show Your Superiority Over Other Women By Leaving Your Tampon In the Longest

In Case Your Week Wasn’t Bad Enough, These Penguins from March Of The Penguins Are Probably All Dead Now

Man Proposes At Starbucks Because Woman ‘Loves Coffee and Yogurts and Stuff’

Get a Head Start by Planning Your Holiday Breakup Early This Year

We’re So Obsessed With These Lipstick Colors For Fall That We’ve Been Calling Them and Hanging Up

How to Order Dessert Like It’s a Dirty Little Secret Because You’re Hot

Even Out Your Skin Tone By Dressing up Like Elphaba Every Day of Your Life

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