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How to Keep the Relationship Going Even Though His Texts Are Green

How To Let Him Know You’re Extra By Charging Him $0.50

Win Halloween This Year By Being Yourself For Once

Show Your Superiority Over Other Women By Leaving Your Tampon In the Longest

In Case Your Week Wasn’t Bad Enough, These Penguins from March Of The Penguins Are Probably All Dead Now

Man Proposes At Starbucks Because Woman ‘Loves Coffee and Yogurts and Stuff’

Get a Head Start by Planning Your Holiday Breakup Early This Year

We’re So Obsessed With These Lipstick Colors For Fall That We’ve Been Calling Them and Hanging Up

How to Order Dessert Like It’s a Dirty Little Secret Because You’re Hot

Even Out Your Skin Tone By Dressing up Like Elphaba Every Day of Your Life

Woman Really Smug About Washing Her Face With Food for Some Reason

How To Take The Perfect Selfie By Using A High Angle And Photoshopping Priyanka Chopra’s Face Onto Yours

How to Just Fuck Your Phone Already!

Help! I Dropped My Phone In The Toilet And Now Every Fucking Sewer Rat Has My Digits

This Is The Type Of Woman He’ll Fall In Love With According To His Sign And Also His Ex’s Instagram

The Perfect Proposal? This Man Carved His Girlfriend’s Name Into A Tub of Meat!

These Fall Capes Will Let You Assert Your Authority Over Sleeves Once and For All

How To Hide Your Panty Lines by Just Not Wearing Panties

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