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Just a Heads Up We’re Dressing Cute Tonight

Uh Oh! Aunt Joan Drunkenly Beckoning You to the Dance Floor!

Don’t Cry Because It’s Over, Smile Because a Man on the Street Told You To!

Your Vibe Attracts Your Tribe, So I Guess These Pigeons Are Here to Stay

Woman Wrestling With Which Exclamation Point to Sacrifice in This Email

Celebrate Juneteenth by Venmoing All Your Black Friends $50

How to Back It Up Into Your Man and Out the Other Side

Craig Manning Still Doing It For Us

Summer’s Finally Here! Time to Remember Showering is a Thing You Have to Do

Uh-Oh, Georgia Put Jokes in Her PowerPoint

Quiz: Are You Mad at Me?

Why I Stopped Popping My Pimples and Started Buying Them One-Way Tickets to France

Dance Like No One Is Listening to You in a Meeting

Ugh! This Woman’s Bitch Stepmother Wouldn’t Let Her Go to the Ball

Trump Orders Full Military Funeral for Fallen Roseanne Reboot

Wow! Woman Checks Email, Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter in Morning Before Opening Left Eye

QUIZ: Are You White Enough to Smoke Weed Without Consequence?

It’s Official! Mom’s Friend Connie Has Liked Every Last One Of Your Facebook Photos

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