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How to Make a Pros and Cons List Until You Cum

How to Text Back ‘Ok’ Even Though You Honestly Have a Lot Going on Right Now

Why I’m Concerned About Facial Recognition Technology Except When My Boyfriend Is Asleep and I’m Unlocking His iPhone

Man Ready to Settle Down With Someone Who Has a Purse He Can Put Things In

Woman Falsely Tells Waiter She Has Dined at Restaurant Before to Avoid Hazing

Coping Mechanism a Lot Worse Than Thing Being Coped With

Nice! This Woman Watched a Movie Without Reading an Explainer Article Afterwards

I LIVED IT: I Didn’t Know My Pants Showed Moisture Like That

Dead Grandmother Would Have Hated Tattoo in Her Memory

Smart! Woman Uses Entire Box of Bandaids on Feet Before Putting on Flats

QUIZ: Is He Getting Hotter With Age or Are You Just Also Getting Older?

I LIVED IT: I Found Another Thing to Put in the Wash After I’d Started the Wash

How to Shop for Clothes Even Though It’ll Force You to Think About What Your Body Looks Like

Woman Adjusts Thermostat From Sweltering 70 Degrees to Bone-Chilling 69 Degrees

‘Buy Any Good Bucket Hats Lately?’ Asks Dad in Lazy Attempt to Steer Conversation Toward Recently-Purchased Bucket Hat

Making Plans for Fourth of July Much Easier Once Woman Realized She Could Do Drugs

Cuomo’s Plan to Keep New Yorkers Safe From Creeps Already Working

Ads for Item Woman Googled Once Now Following Her Around Internet Like Lost Puppy

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