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REPORT: Shrek is Hot

I LIVED IT: My Younger Co-Worker Said She Was ‘Proud of Me’

Breaking: Amber Just Shit Out a Fully Formed Pumpkin

This Mask Will Shrink Your Pores and Turn You Into a Wisecracking Green-Faced Trickster in a Zoot Suit

Bad Posture? Same Here

Wow! This Bra Can Be Worn 7 Other Ways You’ll Forget About Instantly

Plan for the Future Now by Determining Who to Bequeath Your Tote Bags To

This Woman’s Sore PMS Boobs Felt Like They Were Going to Explode. And Then They Did

‘You’re Not My Type’ Says Man Whose Dream is to Fuck a Cartoon

Scientists Discover Legitimate Reason to Use the N-Word If You’re Not Bla– Oh Wait, Nevermind, False Alarm

30-Year-Old Man Probably Just Has a Lot in Common with 14-Year-Old Girl

Get Shiny Hair by Catching Salmon in Your Grizzly Fangs

Ellen Degeneres Surprises Charming Lady Bug with Check for 50 Million Dollars

Breaking: Finish Your Fucking Drink Because The Uber Is Here

Woman Who ‘Loves Halloween’ Has Never Even Touched a Skeleton

The Best Sheet Masks For Robbing Banks With All Your Best Friends

Reductress - Creepy Men on Subway

Man Playing Fast and Loose with Elbow Touches

Lunches You Can Make at Your Desk Because You’re Hiding a Period Stain

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