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Last Minute Gifts for Hard-to-Jerk-Off Guys

Ex Comes Out Of The Woodwork To Say ‘That Really Sucks’

Report: Olives Are Cancelled

Cute Little Construction Hats to Wear While He Jackhammers Your Clit

Only the Top 1% Smartest People Can Decipher This Bullshit Text from Eric

Spice Things Up in the Bathroom with These Post-Sex Pee Positions

All I Want For Christmas Is Youuuuuuuuuuur Approval

Let Him Know You’ve Finished by Shouting ‘And Scene!’ After You Cum

Ways to Self-Promote Even Though You Know You Suck

Decorative Pillows to Soak Up The Postcoital Wet Spot

‘People Send Faxes All the Time!’ Says Mom

Say ‘Whoa’ to The Volume of Text Messages You Missed While in the Movie Like a Popular Little Bitch

How To Build An Entire Relationship Out Of Showing Him Things On Your Phone

How to Get the Most Out of Therapy by Bringing in a Weekly PowerPoint Presentation

Brave! Influencer Who Hasn’t Posted in 24 Hours Apologizes for the “Radio Silence”

Accept His Dangerous Date Idea So At Least You’ll Have a Story to Tell

Reckless Bitch Overdrafting For The Thrill Of It Now

10 Years Later: Remembering Sarah Marshall

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