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Only People Who Lived in Precedented Times Will Pass This Quiz

REPORT: Mom Has 400 Pictures of Daffodils Backed Up on the External Hard Drive

The Earth is Healing! My Cat Ate My Face

‘I’m a Hugger!’ Says Pervert From a Bygone Era

Boyfriend Gets Jealous Over Girlfriend’s Better Mustache

Tell Us Your Sign and We’ll Tell You if Your Birthday Will be Considered Non-Essential Business

Study Confirms: Recent Orgasm Lasted Longer Than Stimulus Check

How to Win at Quiplash by Only Writing ‘Jennifer Anustown’

Woman Sustains Injuries to Her Neck, Her Back, Her Pussy, and Her Crack

Horse Girl Longs for Sun on Her Haunches Again

Like a Good Neighbor, State Farm Can Hear Me Having Sex but Doesn’t Make It Weird

Put Absolutely Nothing on Your Wall to Convince Intruders a Man Lives With You

QUIZ: Is Today the Day You Just Do It and Eat All Six English Muffins?

Scallion in Cup of Water Growing BIG TIME

Stretch Marks on Boobs Sort of a Humble Brag

Facepalm! This Woman Just Touched Her Face

Oh God, Book Begins With Family Tree

Boyfriend Has Two Master’s Degrees But Doesn’t Wash the Back of Plates

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