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Burgundy Hair Looks That Say ‘Please Don’t Google Me Or You’ll Find My Dr. Who Fanfiction’

Prenatal Vitamins So Your Baby Comes Out With One Knee Bent a Little, Perfect for Photos

Birthday Girl Brings Cupcakes For Her 300-Person Lecture

Luddite? This Woman Doesn’t Kiss Thru the Phone

Now Streaming! My Pee

How to Take a Shit at the Beach

Too Far? This Meeting Got CANCELLED

This Comet Only Appears in the Sky Once Every 6,000 Years Because it Needs Some Space

REPORT: No Spoons

Woman Craving Chili Cheese Dog Never Been More Fertile

This Woman Died at Disney World – From Having Too Much Fun! And Also COVID-19

Brave! This Woman Had 3 Extra Months and Still Waited Until the Last Day to Do Her Taxes

Same, Girl! This Ham is Spiraling

Ice Cream Truck’s Joyful Tune Just a Goddamn Slap in the Face

Wow: Leaf Blowing in the Wind Truly Just Vibing

Photos App Just Letting You Know That One Year Ago Today Ryan Came On Your Back, In Case You Forgot

I Masturbate With My Pinkie Up, Like a Lady

Can You Guess How Many Tampons Are Inside This Woman?

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