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How to Queer the Grocery Store Line by Standing There and Being Gay

Woman Allows Herself 5 Minutes of Fantasizing About if it Had Been Bernie Up There

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Seething Woman Mutters Right Answers to Self Like She’s Watching Bad Episode of ‘Jeopardy’

Undecided Voter Looking Forward to Next Debate to See Who Else is Running

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Celebrate Fat Bear Week by Slamming 100 Pounds of Salmon Each Day

5 Waffle Shirts to Pair With Your Chicken Pants

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Tuesday Debate Predictions That—Nope, Can’t Do It, Stop Talking About It, I Can’t Handle This

Aw! This 50-Year-Old Dude Wants Kids Someday

I Sleep When my Baby Sleeps, and I Coal Mine When my Husband Coal Mines

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This Hydration App Reminds You to Drink Water by Sending a Sniper to Your Home

Lizards and Iguanas: We Know the Difference Between Them

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Yeast Infection Always?

The Next Stimulus is Just a Six-Pack of Mike’s Hard Lemonade and a Gun With a Single Bullet in It

Domestic Terrorist? Sarah Is Harmonizing

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10 Stick-and-Pokes for When You Want to Look Like a High School Desk

You’ll Never Guess This Troll’s Riddle but if You Do Your Skin Will be Clear Forever

Woman Sorting Price from High to Low Just to Feel Something

Two-Bagel-A-Day Diet Somehow Not Curing Woman’s Brain Disorders

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