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How to Impress Her by Saying Some Random Shit About Stars

Christmas Lights Just Apocalypse Lights Now

Beep Beep! This Car Makes Feminine Beeps

Our Generation’s Fran Lebowitz? This Woman’s Coat is Too Big

Woman Who Just Learned What ‘Insurrection’ Means Excited to See What New Word She’ll Learn This Week

Orwellian? This Woman is Watching ‘Babe: Pig in the City’

Newly Vaccinated Man Still Gonna Give You HPV

Whoops! Forgotten Penguin Has Been Chilling in The Impressionists Gallery for 3 Months

Go Off, King! Listen to Young Sheldon Explain Why You’re Unlovable

Incredible! This Person Meal Preps by Rolling a Joint for Every Day of the Week

Love the Virgin Mary? Here Are Some Other Virgins to Stan

Analysis of Insurrection Fails to Grasp Class-Privileged Whites Also Have Access to Carhartts

Man on No-Fly List Shocked to be Treated Like Some Sort of Brown Person

woman scoff computer youtube survey

Radical! This Woman Doesn’t Help YouTube Advertisers by Answering a Few Questions

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How to Break it to Him That All 5 of Your ‘Freebies’ are Muppets

How to Dust Your Curtain Bangs

Tragic! This Woman Tried to Do the Megan Thee Stallion ‘Ah’ and It Didn’t Come Out Right

Woman Buying $80 Slippers Signals Another Year Indoors

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