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Remember Jeans? It Would Be Weird If You Didn’t, It’s Only Been a Year

Woman Flicking Boogers Around Apartment as If She Doesn’t Own Every Piece of Furniture in It

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Wow! This Woman Took Medical Advice from Twitter And Now She’s Dead

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