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Friends to Lovers? This Email Exchange Began Formal and Is Now Using Smiley Faces

Can-Do Attitude Not Enough for Piss-Poor Execution

Kinky Autumn Leaf Loves Getting Stepped On

4 p.m. Diet Coke Threatens to Disrupt Carefully Calibrated Balance of Stimulants and Depressants

Shit! Pay Later Is Now

Woman Enrolls in Elementary School so Someone Will Confiscate Her Phone

Woman Who Waited Too Long to Do Laundry Forced to Wear Tux to Laundromat

How to Stop Negging Your Friend for Feeling Excited Even When It’s About Something Wrong or Stupid

Sad! Politicians Denounce Political Violence that Man Worked so Hard to Build

Boa Constrictor Alert! Bra Slowly Squeezing the Life Out of Woman

Parents’ Understanding of Gender Identity Based Entirely on Hair Length

Pathetic Loser Searching for Self in Acquaintance’s End of Summer Photo Dump

Woman Unsure of Best Time to Actually Wear Robe

Nice! Woman’s Knee Pain Now Seems Better in Comparison to Her Worsening Back Pain

Trans Joy Put on Hold in Order to Fill Out All This Goddamn Paperwork

Medical Examiner Declares Woman’s Death All in Her Head

I LIVED IT: I Suggested This Meeting Could Have Been an Email but Then I Had to Read an Email

Eighth Grade Teacher

Nice! Woman Works With Kids Because Adults Can’t Stand Her

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