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Girlboss! This Woman is Typing All Loud

Baby Genius? This Doctor Is the Same Age as You

Wow! This Stylist Can Cut Curly Hair But Only If It’s Pubes

These White People Love Spices as Long as They are Wrapped in a Flavorless Capsule and Taken for Anti-Inflammatory Purposes

Yes, God is a Woman, and She Knows You Only Floss Your Front Teeth

Contouring Tips To Make You Look Like A Depression Era Migrant Mother

Woman Pays for Expedited Shipping on Boots She Debated Buying for Two Years

Slow Fashion Icon? This Woman Has Been Knitting a Scarf for Seven Years

3 Stimulants for Part of the Relationship Where They Show You a Lot of Pictures on Their Phone

Woman Fully Just Pissing Diet Coke at This Point

Real-Life Titanic? This Woman is Struggling With Class Consciousness While on a Boat

Brag Much? This Jack O’lantern Got Its Insides Rearranged

‘It’s So Nice to See You,’ Says Woman Who Attempted Seven Different Strategies to Avoid Seeing You

The Gender Spectrum Collection

Woman More Embarrassed by X-Ray Showing Nipple Piercings Than the Penny She Swallowed

Man Two Minutes Into Question With Still No Question in Sight

How to Manifest Cinnamon Rolls Right Now

Dolphins Are Among the Only Mammals That Mate for Pleasure, but Muppets Are the Only Ones Who Fuck to Get Ahead

How Learning Grover Cleveland Served Nonconsecutive Terms Inspired Me to Reach Out to My Ex

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