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Valentine’s Day Shown to Increase Risk of Taste Testing Marinara Sauce Off Oversized Wooden Spoon

Wow! This Olympic Speed Skater Says Returning an Online Order Is the Hardest Thing She’s Ever Done

‘You Call That A Triple Axel?’ Scoffs Roommate Who Can’t Stop Leaving Pubes On Sink

‘I’m Chaotic Good,’ Says Friend Who’s Been Hit By a Car Three Times

Wow! Amazon Did a Land Acknowledgment Before Putting This Mom and Pop Bookstore Out of Business

Oh! This Sex Playlist is All ‘Brave’ by Sara Bareilles

4 Out of 5 Dentists Agree That Your Insurance Sucks and They Won’t Accept It

Sephora a Little Upset That No One Has Gotten Them a Birthday Gift

How to Remember to Remove the Bay Leaf Before Someone Eats Your Ass

I Keep Buying Guinea Pigs. I’m Waiting for the Consequences, but My Life Keeps Getting Better.

‘I Don’t Know Who Needs To Hear This,’ Says Woman Before Farting

Feminist Lens? This Pair of Glasses is a Girl

Whoa! Grandma’s Vintage Locket Revealed to Contain Sepia Dick Pic

Why I’m Decorating My Box for Valentine’s Day So Someone Sticks Something in It This Year

Parachute Pants That Are Cute But Don’t Open When You Need Them

No More Mr. Nice Guy: This Kind Man Died

Middle-Aged Man Finally Stops Playing Games

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