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This Woman Got Bangs So That We’d Know This Is a Flashback

Gross: This Bowl Is All Weird and Flat

Guilty Pleasure? This Pleasure Wants a Fair Trial by a Jury of Its Peers

Aww! These Businessmen Came to an Agreement So They Held Hands For a Bit

Yikes! This Woman’s White Noise Generator Just Made a Weird Comment About Affirmative Action

Pregnancy Rumor? Queen Elizabeth Hasn’t Been Making Public Appearances

‘French Fries Are So Bad For You,’ Says Seagull That Wants Your Fries

IN: Penis! OUT: Penis. IN: Penis!

It’s Zaddy Season: Time To Do Your Part to Keep the Zaddy Population Under Control

Blowjob Tips That Are All Pretending His Dick Is an Outshine Fruit Bar

Projection Much? Dad Thinks You Should Have a Job

Useless? Friend’s Daughter Doesn’t Sell Girl Scout Cookies

Wow! This Woman Filled the Gaps in Her Resume With Veneers

Woman Buys Berries As a Healthy Sna- Oh Wow They Molded Already

Stoned Woman Eating Pretzel Bread at Aquarium Has No Need for God or Money

Wellness Hack? This Unwashed Water Bottle is Packed with Millions of Live Active Cultures

Short Man Flirting With You at the Store Offers to Grab Item Off Bottom Shelf

Date Tonight? Better Make That Tiny Pimple 10x Worse

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