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Thrill of Book’s Climax Overshadowed by Thrill of Being 20 Pages From the End

Wolf of Wall Street? This Dog Just Ate My Money

Get Bangs So Wispy Cirrus Clouds Will Want to Beat Your Ass

‘I Contain Multitudes,’ Says Woman Who Contains Mostly Shredded Cheese

5 Grain Bowls That Are Just a Microwaved Bag of Popcorn

Woman Who Doesn’t Have Time to Cook Spends 35 Minutes Crafting Custom Salad Order

Finally! Band-Aid Releases New Skin Tone Bandages for People Covered in Tattoos of Snoopy

Child Holding Seashell Up to Ear Enchanted by Sounds of White Woman’s Bathroom

Chicken Tender? This Chicken is a Gentle Lover

Quadruple Threat! Barbra Streisand Has a Knife

Finally! This Shirt Was Made to Look Bad on Everyone

Wow! This Pie Chart Shows How Much Pie Is Left

This Pussy Isn’t Going To Eat Itself! But It Will Throw Itself Up

Hustle Grindset? This Woman Rises and Grinds Weed

Boyfriends 50% Off After Valentine’s Day

‘I’m in My Graham Crackers Era,’ Says Woman Experiencing Nine Different Nutrient Deficiencies

Seagull Choking Down Hotdog on the Beach Living the Life You Wish You Had

Woman Traveling Abroad Mostly to Eat Different Kinds of Bread

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