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Post-Nut Clarity? Woman Realizes She’s Allergic to Almonds

Silly Goose? This Goose Is Actually Very Litigious and Will Sue for Defamation

Mental Health Advocate? This Woman Stopped Using the Word ‘Crazy’ and Started Using the Word ‘Bonkers’

FDA Advises Extra Wet-Looking Piece Of Lettuce Not Suitable For Consumption

Man in Barbershop Quartet Texted You ‘Hello’ Four Times After Midnight

Meal Prep? This Woman Ordered a Pizza Before She Was Even Hungry

Jesus Take the Wheel? Jesus is Grating My Parmigiano Reggiano

Woman’s To-Do List Includes a Lot of Question Marks

Woman Buys Vitamin to Absorb Vitamin to Help Absorb Other Vitamin

‘You’ll Be Swimming With the Fishes,’ Says Mobster Warning of the Impacts of Rising Sea Levels

woman drinking iced coffee

Sad! This Woman Finished Her Iced Coffee

How to Stop Saying ‘Does That Make Sense’ After Speaking in Wingdings

Dog Distracting You From Looking At Photos Of Dog

Why I Dye My Period Green For St. Patty’s Day

How to Shop Ethically and Then Sometimes Order a Brandy Melville Top Because It’s Flattering on Your Tits, Okayyyyyy

Slacking Off? These Coworkers Are Sexting

Vanity Working Double Duty to Prevent and Encourage Pregnancy

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