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Boa Constrictor Alert! Bra Slowly Squeezing the Life Out of Woman

Parents’ Understanding of Gender Identity Based Entirely on Hair Length

Pathetic Loser Searching for Self in Acquaintance’s End of Summer Photo Dump

Woman Unsure of Best Time to Actually Wear Robe

Nice! Woman’s Knee Pain Now Seems Better in Comparison to Her Worsening Back Pain

Trans Joy Put on Hold in Order to Fill Out All This Goddamn Paperwork

Medical Examiner Declares Woman’s Death All in Her Head

I LIVED IT: I Suggested This Meeting Could Have Been an Email but Then I Had to Read an Email

Eighth Grade Teacher

Nice! Woman Works With Kids Because Adults Can’t Stand Her

Inspiring! This Woman Irish-Exited a One-on-One Hang

Wow! God Created Grand Canyon by Picking at Tiny Hill That Would Have Gone Away on Its Own

RFK Jr. Announces Coughing Up Bunch of Blood Into a Handkerchief Totally Normal

How to Describe Where You See Yourself in Five Years Without Using the Word ‘Horizontal’

President Trump Announces Plan to Start Killing Teachers in Space Again

Grieving Nation Still in Denial Phase That President Still With Us

REPORT: Woman Buying At-Home Gel Manicure Kit Again

Why I Got My Left Ear Tipped so Everyone Would Know I Have an IUD

WTF? High School Boyfriend Now a 40-year-old Man

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