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Woman Waiting on Better Year in Life to Take Personality Test

Good for Her! Mercury Not in Retrograde but in New York With Pete Davidson

How to Spice Things Up in Bed by Leaving Out a Loose Rake for Him to Step On

Woman Thinking About if Past Self Would Be Proud of Her; Past Self Thinking About Eating a Leaf

CDC Announces New ‘Don’t Ask Don’t Tell’ Protocol for COVID

Spinster Too Dizzy to Get Married

CDC Announces People With COVID Can Cough on Person of Their Choosing

Read ‘Em and Weep! These Obituaries Are All People You Know

Barbiecore? This Woman Dislocated Her Shoulder

How to Signal It’s Time for Sex by Blowing the Ricola Horn

How to Show Him You Care by Bringing Him Small Dead Mammals You’ve Killed

How to Be an Active Listener by Nodding Your Head Like Yeah, Moving Your Hips Like Yeah

How to Spice Up Foreplay by Writing the Quadratic Formula With Your Tongue During Oral

Dress Too Long for Club but Too Short for 18th Annual Longest Dress Competition

Woman Getting Pumped to Rap Song as if She Isn’t the Broke Bitch They’re Talking About

Hybrid Work? This Woman’s Job Is Both Shitty and Low-Paying

Stoop - Reductress

Nice! Rent Went Up 420%

Running Shorts Come with Built-In Panty for Your Tiny Workout Dumps

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