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How I’m Celebrating Hanukkah This Year By Switching to An Oil-Based Lube

Nostalgic Woman Goes Back to Visit Online School

Dad Asks if You’re Saving for Retirement as if You Don’t Buy Paper Towels One Roll at a Time

All Mom Wants for Christmas Is to Say Something Unforgivable and Experience No Consequences

‘I Did a Thing!’ Says Woman Who Fucked One of These Guys

Problematic? ‘Baby It’s Cold Outside’ Minimizes the Effects of Climate Change

How to Make Sure You Pick the Dildo at the White Elephant

Wedding Officiant Instructs Anyone With Objection to Pull Him Aside Later to Gossip

Man With No Hits Finally Gets Attention

Doctors Hate Her! This Woman Advocates For Herself at the Doctor

‘Sorry Just Seeing This Now,’ God Texts Margaret

Standing Desk Health Benefits Include Stronger Orgasms While Watching Porn at Work

Is He Loyal or Does He Just Frequently Use the Saluting Emoji?

Woman Mainly Just Uses Suction Vibrator for Vacuuming Crumbs

How to Get in the Christmas Spirit by Giving Incense to Babies

Achieve the Perfect Ponytail by Hiring a Stablehand to Groom You

Wedding Photographer Does Divorces Too

How to Put Your Politics Into a Minion Meme Your Uncle Can Understand

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