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How to Manage Your Body Hair by Letting Firefighters Do a Controlled Burn Once a Year

Self-Discipline Queen! This Woman Takes an 8-Hour Tolerance Break From Smoking Weed Every Night

How to Communicate Your Dislikes During Sex by Booing Loudly

Rihanna’s Fetus a Little Disappointed She Didn’t Play ‘Disturbia’

Woman Nostalgically Caressing Warm Spot on Bed That Used to be Her Sleeping Body

A Real “C. U. Next Tuesday”? These Women Have Plans Next Tuesday

Scrub Daddy? This Sponge Wants to Financially Support You

How to Declutter Your Camera Roll by Deleting All Your Memories of 2017

How to Do the Perfect Cat Eye with Just the Right Amount of Crusties

This Woman Finished Her Work Early So She Could Have More Time to Second Guess It

This Woman Overcame Her Pollen Allergy by Eating a Bee’s Ass

Cool Baby Drinking From Bottle With Pierced Nipple Cover

Hibernating Bear Definitely Still Wants to Be Invited

Basketball Wife? This Woman Is Married to a Basketball

Jealous? This Dog Has Better Health Insurance Than You Do

Here’s How Many Kegels It Took for My Pelvis to Achieve Sodastream Functionality

How to Get a Guy to Notice You by Slipping Twenty Bucks into His Breast Pocket

The Best No-Fee Savings Accounts That Are Just the Pockets of Your Old Winter Coats

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