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How to Get a Guy to Notice You by Slipping Twenty Bucks into His Breast Pocket

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This Woman Celebrated Her 40th Birthday By No Longer Pretending She Might Want Kids

Wow! This Woman Got Plastic Surgery So Her Tote Bag Won’t Keep Falling off Her Shoulder

Wolf in Sheep’s Clothing? This Wolf Loves Wearing Chunky Wool Sweaters

The Best Salt Scrubs to Remind You That You Have Open Wounds

How to Buy Extra Soft Tofu Without Thinking of Him

How to Reverse Cowgirl, Skip His Turn, Then Finish Him Off With a Wild Card-Draw 4 Combo

How to Erase Your Credit Card Debt by Getting Trapped Inside the Jumanji Game

How to Get Him So Hard You Can Use His Dick as a Sun Dial

Uh-Oh! Doctor Won’t Treat Hemorrhoid Unless You Spell It on First Try

Smart! This Tarot Deck Is Just the Nice Cards

Nepo Baby? This Woman Was Only Born Because Her Parents Were Alive First

Red Flag? This Therapist Has Availability

I LIVED IT: I Listened to a Man Speak Uninterrupted for 15 Hours

How to Get Your Doctor to Believe You by Dying in Front of Them

Move Over, Thinx: This Woman Is Wearing Maroon-Colored Pants

This Woman’s Will to Live Is Based Solely on a Cat That Hates Her

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