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Woman on Vacation Checks Work Email With the Detached Indifference of a Callous God

Completely Sober Woman Somehow Still Not Okay to Drive

Woman Wearing Jeans on Hot Day Can’t Wait to Get Home and Rip Entire Body Off

Woman Shopping In-Person Even Though She Can’t Filter Prices Low to High

Anecdote Quietly Abandoned

Genius! This Woman Enrolled Herself in Doggie Day Care

Trader Joe’s Announces New Sex Toy Line ‘Everything But The Boyfriend’

Selfish? This Woman Insisted on the Window Seat Even Though She Has Nothing to Yearn About

Is the Cure to Male Loneliness Eating a Can of Beans by an Open Fire?

How to Make Sure Everyone Knows Your Outfit Is Ironic by Constantly Shrugging Your Shoulders

Artist in Residence? This Woman Moved Back in With Her Parents

‘Hey Y’all!’ Tries Friend From New Jersey

This Woman Showers for 8-10 Minutes or Until Her Hair Is Al Dente

How to Enjoy Labor Day Even Though You Work That Day Which Makes It Pointless

Woman Can’t Wait to Have New Weather to Complain About

How to Finally Reach Inbox Zero by Getting Fired

‘I Would Do So Many Interesting Things If I Didn’t Have to Work,’ Says Woman Who Would Mostly Sleep

Opinion Not Humble Enough

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