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Nice! Instead of Planning Her Birthday Party This Woman Faked Her Own Death

How to Level Up Your Mocktail Game by Adding Booze

BREAKING: Girl You Met on Cruise 10 Years Ago Just Followed You on Threads

‘It’s Finally Nice Out,’ Says Woman Who Has Sweat Through 4 Outfits Today

REPORT: Everyone at Picnic’s Ass a Little Wet

Social Media Queen? Woman Copies and Pastes All Her Old Tweets Into Threads

How to Gay Shoplift From Businesses That Refuse to Take Your Gay Money

4 Waterproof Mascaras We Got to Test by Going on the Log Flume Over and Over Again

Study Finds Loafers Are Sluttiest Boy Shoe

Woman Can’t Believe Cute Little Neighborhood Place She Never Went to Closed

Double Feature! How to See ‘Barbie’ at 6:00pm Then See ‘Barbie’ at 9:00pm

‘Never Wash Your Face With Soap,’ Says Woman Whose Face Happens to Be Conveniently Cum-Free

Inspiring! This Woman Always Has Just Enough Money Leftover From Rent to Eat for Exactly 2 Weeks

Natural Botox? This Woman Is a Frigid Bitch

Olivia Rodrigo’s New Album to Be Highlight of 32-Year-Old’s Summer

Tactical Shorts Cried In

Unlikely Animal Pals! These Two Dogs Are Friends Even Though One of Them Has an Android Phone

Slay! Earth Only Getting Hotter

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