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Woman’s 12-Minute Voice Note to Friend Includes Ad for Mailchimp

5 Fingerless Gloves Perfect for Masturbating All Winter

Woman Learns Yoga Was Invented Before the Pants

Woman With Big Water Bottle Achieves Constant State of Pissing

Help! I Learned What My Friends Do for Work but Now I Don’t Know What They Do for Money

Parents’ Favorite Child Actually Just Best Liar

Why I Stopped Silently Waving When Leaving Zoom Meetings and Started Silently Waving When Leaving In-Person Hangs

Woman Surveying Ingredients in Fridge Like Frazzled Contestant on Baking Show

‘You Might Want to Consider Three Cleanings a Year,’ Suggests Dentist Who’s Lonely

Plant Dad? This Man Takes Care of His Plants Every Other Weekend

Phew! Friend Who Added Laughing Emoji to Crisis Texts Probably Fine

‘Weed Inspires My Art,’ Says Woman Who Can’t Remember Where Her Hands Are

How to Avoid Your Debt by Staying in School Forever Like Lofi Girl

Breaking the Fourth Wall? This Stranger Just Talked to You

How to Ask Your Pregnant Friend Anything Other Than ‘Are You Scared?’

Neighbors Cool Enough to Barbecue With But Not Cool Enough to Stage a Rent Strike

Cute! These Leather Boots Are Also Two Buckets of Sweat

woman smiling bathroom

Beautiful! Your Facial Features Tell the Story of Generations of People Who Sucked and Fucked Each Other

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