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Nice! Government Finally Makes Tampons Free but Only the Light Ones

‘I Should Go to Grad School,’ Says Woman Whose Hair Is on Fire

Charmin Releases Practice Toilet Paper for Men to Get the Hang Of It

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My Relationship to Podcasters Is Not Parasocial, There’s a Restraining Order Involved Now

Trader Joe’s Recalls Frozen Falafel After Customers Report Traces of Flavor

How to Get Therapy Without Insurance by Purchasing Tarot Cards

Good Samaritan! Woman Snoops Through Stranger’s Lost Purse Before Returning It

Unionizing Reality Stars Didn’t Come to This Negotiation to Make Friends

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Woman Puts Herself in 2-Week Coma Because That’s When the Haircut Starts to Look Good

Long-term Long-distance Low-commitment Casual Relationship? Mom Is Calling

How to Walk With as Much Confidence as Your Cat Walking Across Your Keyboard

FDA Warns of Potentially Deadly Dangers of Diet Coke

Historians Confirm Even Mother Teresa Zoomed in on Herself in Photos

Woman Preserves Her Unpaid Medical Bills Like Correspondence From an 18th Century Lover

‘You Get Me,’ Says Woman to Very Confused Person Who Nods a Lot

Drink Special Too Good a Deal Not to Waste Money On

Long COVID? This Coronavirus Particle Has a 10-Inch Dick

‘You May Feel a Little Pinch,’ Says Gynecologist Revving Industrial Chainsaw

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