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I Only Watch Gay Porn Because Guys Are So Much Less Drama

Spicy! Recipe Blog Post Includes Excerpt From Author’s Divorce Proceedings

Grandpa Holding Firm in Belief That Only One Gender Exists

Woman Takes Four Pills to Treat Headache That Could Have Been Cured With Single Sip of Water

Uh Oh! Most Unstable Friend Only One Agreeing With You

How to Like a Photo of Yourself by Waiting Five Years to Look at It

Cool! This Actor Just Used Her Residuals to Make a Wish Upon a Well

Dad Upset Because He Saw Picture of a Little Boy with Long Hair

Why I Said No Kids at My Wedding Unless They’re Working

This Woman Hides Under the Couch Every Time She Hears ‘Thunder’ by Imagine Dragons

Nationwide Adderall Shortage Forces Woman to Take It as Prescribed

‘This Is Where the Sex Happens,’ Says Magician Gesturing to Bedroom

Fuck! Ceiling Light Has Nicer Boob Than You

Woman Is a Pleasure to Have in Class but Annoying to Have Anywhere Else

Woman Returned From Theater to Find Severed Barbie Head in Her Bed With Note From Bratz Doll

Woman Makes Pinterest Board for Dream Divorce

Success! Woman Fixes Boyfriend Only to Lose Herself in the Process

Dominant Hand Secretly Likes Being a Little Submissive Brat Hand Sometimes

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