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How to Ride His Dick Like It’s The Last Few Weeks of the Student Loan Repayment Pause

Woman Goes on Walk to Boost Happiness and Run to Destroy It

Dang It! Relative Brings up Political Point You Haven’t Done Enough Research on to Argue With

Nice! This Woman’s Salary Requirements Are ‘As Much As You’ll Give Me?’

Move Over, RBG! This Woman Is Dead

‘You Should Confront Her,’ Says Bored Therapist Who Lives for Drama

Nice! This Woman Is Quitting Coffee to Save Money for Cocaine

Spooky! My Dead Mother Talks to My Four-Year Old About My Weight

Woman Being Criticized for Not Shaving Her Legs by Man Who Doesn’t Even Wash His

Decal of Family on Car Details Parents’ Divorce for Some Reason

How to Let Your Outfit Do the Talking by Perching a Parrot on Your Shoulder

‘It’s Been a While Since I’ve Read It,’ Says Woman Just Learning ‘Little Women’ Is a Book

Caffeine Consumption Not Enough to Wake Up but Enough to Shit Immediately

‘Your Generation Is So Self-Absorbed,’ Says Man Who Named Son After Himself

How to Love Your Baby Even Though They Don’t Look Like Medieval Jesus

Woman Will Get Around to Finding Therapist Once She Feels Better

Woman Criticizing Ariana Grande Acting Like She Hasn’t Also Secretly Wanted to Fuck Spongebob

Good Freakin’ Luck! This Kid’s Lemonade Stand Doesn’t Accept Apple Pay

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