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Story Massively Reconstructed to Gain Sympathy Still Not Getting Anyone on Woman’s Side

Woman Living Every Day Like It’s Her Last Getting Really Tired of Skydiving Everywhere

Woman Looking for More Cheese in Salad Like Dog Picking Wet Food out of Kibble

This Couple Splits Housework Evenly by Never Doing It

Surgeon Putting in Extra Effort in Case Patient Undercover Critic

This Man Believes in a Government So Small It Can Fit Right Into an Ovary

10 First Date Questions That Won’t Reveal as Much as Asking Him, ‘Who Let the Dogs Out?’

PDA Much? This Woman Just Mentioned She Has a Boyfriend

Woke! This Concerned Citizen on Nextdoor Clarified That This Is Not About Race

Venus of Willendorf? This Woman Loves Resting Her Hands on Her Boobs

Woman on Vacation Checks Work Email With the Detached Indifference of a Callous God

Completely Sober Woman Somehow Still Not Okay to Drive

Woman Wearing Jeans on Hot Day Can’t Wait to Get Home and Rip Entire Body Off

Woman Shopping In-Person Even Though She Can’t Filter Prices Low to High

Anecdote Quietly Abandoned

Genius! This Woman Enrolled Herself in Doggie Day Care

Trader Joe’s Announces New Sex Toy Line ‘Everything But The Boyfriend’

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