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Oh No! This Woman Drank So Much Sleepytime Tea She Was Pronounced Legally Dead

Inspiring! This Woman Wakes at 5 AM Every Morning to Piss Before Going Back to Sleep

Going Gentle Into That Good Night? Woman Tucks Herself Into Bed at 4 p.m.

How to Safely Thaw a Turkey by Spooning It Overnight

Wow! This Woman Is Spending Her Hottest Years Thinking They’re Ahead of Her

‘Eldest Daughter’ Finally Added as Official Diagnosis in DSM-V

Aww! This Woman Sees the Face of God in Every Person She Meets, and It’s Terrifying

How to Say ‘Wow’ in a Tone So Devastating That You Win the Argument

Resourceful! Woman Out of Olive Oil Uses Keyboard Grease Instead

Woman Waiting to Book Hair Appointment Until She Feels Like Being Social

Aw! This Former Horse Girl Likes to Ride Dick Side Saddle

Breakthrough? Woman Finally Asks Therapist Where Couch Is From

Huh! New Pants Not Changing Every Single Aspect of Woman’s Life Like She Expected

Woman’s 12-Minute Voice Note to Friend Includes Ad for Mailchimp

5 Fingerless Gloves Perfect for Masturbating All Winter

Woman Learns Yoga Was Invented Before the Pants

Woman With Big Water Bottle Achieves Constant State of Pissing

Help! I Learned What My Friends Do for Work but Now I Don’t Know What They Do for Money

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