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Nation’s Horny Meteorologists Report It’s Lovely Weather for a Sleigh Ride Together With You

‘It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year!’ Says Woman Totally Forgetting About Times It’s Warm

States Considering Social Media Ban for Minors and One Friend Each of Us Gets to Select

Push-Up More Push Than Up

How to Enjoy His Company Even Though He Tastes Nothing Like Peppermint Bark

‘Women’s Bodies Are So Incredible,’ Says Friend Talking About Birth but Also Boobs

Woman Who Resists Daily Urge to Quit Job Resigns Herself to Loud Sighing at Desk Instead

Amazing! This Woman Asked a Question Without Degrading Herself Completely

Woman’s Holiday Break Schedule Resembles That of Elderly Cat

Crisis Averted! Successful Peer Is Two Years Older Than You

Woman Enjoying Casual Dating Until It’s Time for Multiple Mini Breakups Back to Back

QUIZ: Do You Have an iPhone Charger? Ah No, I Need the Other One

Woman Gets in Festive Mood by Pretending Pill Sorter Is Advent Calendar

Every Pedestrian Idiot When Woman Driving, Every Driver Maniac When Woman Walking

Reverse Hallmark Movie? Woman’s Home Town Visit Reaffirms How Much She Loves Career and Big City

Woman’s Creativity Stifled by Having to Think of Original Idea

Mom Masks Psychological Warfare With ‘Just Curious’

Woman Earns Promotion by Being Really Good at Sending Emails From the Toilet

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