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Woman’s New Year’s Resolutions All Things She Could Complete in 13 Minutes If She Really Wanted To

Nice! One of the Wise Men Was Actually an OBGYN

Government Confirms Drones Over New Jersey All Shooting Very Elaborate Wedding Videos

Mom Explains Store’s Return Policy in Depth to Daughter Opening Gift

Oh No! Woman Left Alone in Room With Friend’s Other Friend

Uh Oh! Mom Got Your Situationship a Stocking

All Woman Wants for Christmas Is a Little Class Warfare

I LIVED IT: I Went Down in History for Having a Shiny Nose

REPORT: Holidays Only Magical if Your Family Can Cook

How to Get Him to Eat Pussy by Crushing It Up and Putting It in His Food

‘I Finally Finished My Christmas Shopping,’ Says Woman Whose Packages Will All Arrive December 28th

Proud New Dad Breaks Out the Good Cuban Vapes

I LIVED IT: Santa Called Me Nice but He Meant Boring

Woman Excited to Celebrate New Year in Which Nothing Could Possibly Go Wrong

Woman Makes Friends Remove Their Outside Clothes Before Sitting on Her Couch

Stolen Valor? Woman Signs Card Even Though She Didn’t Contribute to Gift

Santa Will Give Anything Except His Elves a Living Wage

Woman Afraid to Commit to Big Piece of Art Hangs 27 Ugly Little Ones Instead

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