‘Youth Is Wasted on the Young,’ Says Old Person Who Is Wasting the Old Print Edition - Jan 10, 2023 By: Olivia Vitarelli Tweet You've reached the Print Edition. The headline is the whole joke. Subscribe to Coil for $5/month and get ad-free access to The Hard Times and more. click to learn more > SHARE: AgingOld PeopleWasting Your Youth Autopsy Confirms Bite Marks on Corpse Came From Someone With Beautiful Smile Blow His Mind by Swallowing His Dick and Then Pulling a String of Infinite Dicks out of Your Mouth