Woman’s Hangover So Debilitating She Can’t Even Enjoy Her Phone Print Edition - Aug 26, 2025 By: Katie Means Tweet You've reached the Print Edition. The headline is the whole joke. Subscribe to Coil for $5/month and get ad-free access to The Hard Times and more. click to learn more > SHARE: PhoneHangoverDrinking Feeling Old Yet? That Kid You Used to Babysit Is in Debt ‘Yeah, I’m Into Cars,’ Says Woman Who Can Identify a Honda and a Toyota and That’s It