Woman Who Forgot to Defrost Steak Overnight Hopes Two Minutes on Countertop Good Enough Print Edition - Aug 12, 2025 By: Emily Zauzmer Tweet You've reached the Print Edition. The headline is the whole joke. Subscribe to Coil for $5/month and get ad-free access to The Hard Times and more. click to learn more > SHARE: SteakDefrosting2 Minutes Should Do Woman Unable to Be Normal Until She Gets the Food Out of Her Back Teeth Nice! Woman Owns 13 Books on Minimalism