Woman Stranded on Kitchen Island Issue 1.1 - Print Edition - Mar 20, 2014 By: Matt Rogers Tweet You've reached the Print Edition. The headline is the whole joke. Subscribe to Coil for $5/month and get ad-free access to The Hard Times and more. click to learn more > SHARE: CookingHome Decorating What If My Spirit Animal Isn’t Cute? 5 Ways To Fake Your Way Around an Infinity Scarf