Woman Reconnects With Her Inner Child by Not Eating Green Stuff Print Edition - Jul 7, 2025 By: Harper Johnston Tweet You've reached the Print Edition. The headline is the whole joke. Subscribe to Coil for $5/month and get ad-free access to The Hard Times and more. click to learn more > SHARE: Inner ChildNurturingNo Green Stuff How to Relax Even Though You Used to Be the Kid Who Power-Walked Their Tube Through the Lazy River Woman Trying to Listen to Her Gut Just Hears Stomach Acid Breaking Down Fish Sticks