Woman Consumes 300 Milligrams of Caffeine to Find Energy to Sit in Chair for 8 Hours Print Edition - Sep 10, 2024 By: Madison Breske Tweet You've reached the Print Edition. The headline is the whole joke. Subscribe to Coil for $5/month and get ad-free access to The Hard Times and more. click to learn more > SHARE: CoffeeWorkThat's Good ‘I’m Not Sure My Character Would Do That,’ Woman Explains to Her Boss Giving Her Work White Woman Feels Like There No Presidential Candidates Speaking to Conspiracy Theories She Values