What’s Your True Age, According to Your Birth Certificate? Issue 28.3 - Print Edition - Jul 19, 2016 By: Angie Espeland Tweet You've reached the Print Edition. The headline is the whole joke. Subscribe to Coil for $5/month and get ad-free access to The Hard Times and more. click to learn more > SHARE: Age The One Reason Men Don’t Like Smart, Successful, Smelly Women Get Him to Notice You with Girlish Fainting Spells