Fit and Flare Flower Print Dress (Banana Republic, $148)
Take your V-neck to work with this thick, floral dress that will suffocate you and your sad, weird tatas! This fitted V is probably not supposed to show cleavage, but too bad, because your boobs are smushed up over the top and you look like a mess. Better pair it with a smart cardigan that you button all the way up, because this is not something you can give a presentation in. Maybe next time?