Worth an estimated $84.7 billion today, Amazon founder Jeff Bezos wasn’t always swimming in cash. When he was a teen, he went from job to job, one of which was grilling burgers at McDonalds. Wow, that’s a bad job that pays so little, and you know what that’s like! Sure, 30 years later Jeff held the title of richest person in the world, but he used to suck like you do right now. Yay, all better! Go smoke some weed.