Reagan National is a great airport that’s super easy to navigate, so you won’t waste any time searching for the gate where your one true love wistfully waits for his connecting flight to Paris. He’ll totally change his mind about that once-in-a-lifetime fine arts scholarship the moment he turns around and sees you standing there with your glasses askew and messy ponytail. Wow, for a conflict with such high-stakes consequences, you sure resolved this quickly!