Summer Sneakers That Say, ‘You’ll Never See My Toes, Bitches’

Tretorn Women’s Camden 5 (Macy’s, $85)

Hello, fun bitch! These gold sneakers can really turn up a simple outfit, like jeans and a tee, or add a perfect touch of casual to your fav black cocktail dress without revealing what your feet are packin’! Your friends may beg you to wear something besides sneakers – you’ve been friends for three years and it can’t be healthy that you still refuse to let anyone see your toes – but they never have, and never will!