Social Distancing King! This Guy’s Dick is 6 Feet Long! Print Edition - Mar 25, 2020 By: Liv Berkowitz Tweet You've reached the Print Edition. The headline is the whole joke. Subscribe to Coil for $5/month and get ad-free access to The Hard Times and more. click to learn more > SHARE: Mamma Mia! This Woman Used the Grease From Her Quarantine Hair to Make a Gorgeous Margherita Pizza How This Mom Went From ‘It’s Just The Flu’ to Opening the Mailbox With a Stick