Six 12-Year Olds Who Are Convinced They Have Toxic Shock Syndrome Right Now

Aidan’s had their period for six months now, and they never gave much thought to toxic shock syndrome until today. Could it have anything to do with the fact that auditions for Seussical are tomorrow and they’ve never been more nervous for anything in their life? Of course not! These waves of nausea are definitely a symptom of toxic shock syndrome from their stupid tampon! Maybe due to this medical emergency, the director will let them audition at a later date when they’ve had more time to prepare.