Short-Sleeve Printed Button-Downs That Say, ‘I Dress Like a Miami Watch Dealer Now’

Men's Retro Flamingo Print Button Short Sleeve Hawaiian Shirt (Soulmia, $15.49)

For the ultimate Miami look, go for this retro flamingo button-down. Wearing this shirt will certainly give the vibe of having a fluffy 80s mustache and voluminous chest hair, even if you don’t. With some board shorts on the bottom, you will surely be recognized as the slickest watch dealer in all of downtown Akron.