REPORT: Friend’s Birthday Always Yesterday Print Edition - Oct 10, 2025 By: Madeline Wilson Tweet You've reached the Print Edition. The headline is the whole joke. Subscribe to Coil for $5/month and get ad-free access to The Hard Times and more. click to learn more > SHARE: FriendshipBirthdayReally? My Bad REPORT: Cat Somehow Wet I LIVED IT: I Washed My Hair and Everyone Noticed