Sometimes life can be incredibly challenging, and it can be hard to know exactly why. When you’re experiencing a myriad of difficulties over the course of several days, it’s time to ask yourself: “Is this the worst week of my life, or am I just moving?” Take this quiz to find out which:
How many things have gone wrong?
a. Everything. You’re sick, work is bad, and you hate everyone.
b. Everything. You’re not packed, your packing tape keeps going missing, and you hate your movers. They just broke a table again.
Is Mercury in retrograde or something?
a. Possibly. You did get locked out of your car and the internet wasn’t working before.
b. Maybe that’s why you’re having trouble getting the keys to your new place that you’re moving into this week. And another table broke? God, you’re so fucking stressed about moving.
The state of your relationship right now would best be described as…
a. Bad. You and your partner are inexplicably getting on each other’s nerves about everything. This might be the beginning of the end.
b. Bad. Your partner keeps packing things in a manner that makes entirely no sense. The boxes are too full to be stacked. This might be the beginning of the end.
Do you feel like this will all be over soon?
a. Hopefully! If you can just get through this week!
b. Yeah, once this goddamn move is over and everything is unpacked, which will be in about a week.
If you got mostly A’s: Sorry, this is the worst week of your life.
You’re really experiencing a lot of terrible shit.
If you got mostly B’s: We are so so sorry, you are currently moving.
Unfortunately this is even worse than the worst week of your life because you are in the process of moving.