It can be hard to know what your body is telling you. Have you recently eaten healthy, vitamin-rich foods, or a sign that your body has finally chosen a new papal leader? Take this quiz to find out if you’ve just eaten a beet salad or if your body finally chose a new pope:
My poop color is…
- Tinted slightly red.
- White and smoky. Crowds have been gathering outside to hear the news.
My pee is….
- A little bit pinkish in color.
- Yellow, with a thick white smoke. The crowd outside is murmuring, has my body’s next pope finally been chosen? Have the cardinals finally made their decision?
Has your body’s previous Pope recently died?
- Yes, sadly. His death left a great void, and now the fate of the future Holy See rests inside of my body, for some reason.
All 1’s: You definitely ate some beets six hours ago. You are one of many people who lack the stomach acid to fully digest beets, and your body has not yet chosen a new Pope.
All 2’s: Congratulations! Your body has finally chosen its new Pope. It is time to celebrate all that is good and holy! Amen!
A mix of 1 and 2: Your body has not yet chosen its new Pope. Keep praying for the best possible outcome!