So, you’ve stumbled upon an artist that people are saying is the next big thing. They’ve seemingly got the whole package: great lyrics, catchy melodies, and a heart that really shines through it all. There’s just one problem: their voice is ass. Listen, having a voice that’s ass is no crime. Take this quiz to see whether this up-and-coming singer-songwriter can get away with having a bad voice or if they are, conversely, a woman.
How would you describe their sound?
- They’ve got this really exciting thing going where they’re kind of like…the voice of God? It’s soulful, heartfelt, and thought-provoking.
- I would describe it as “annoying” and maybe “childish.”
What was your first impression of their music?
- I was able to see through the lackluster singing to the beautiful lyrics beneath quite easily. It doesn’t really detract.
- I heard the first note and turned it off immediately because the artist’s voice was so shrill.”
Would you say the fact that their voice is bad “highlights how down-to-earth they are?”
- Yes! The fact that their voice is bad just makes them sound like an everyman, you know? Like, this person really gets it.
- No. I just feel like they should try harder. Singing can’t be that hard, right? They sound crazy.
What’s the word on the street about this artist?
- People are saying they’re talented beyond comprehension, and if you don’t like their music, that’s your fault.
- People are saying they’re crazy.
Is there another artist you would compare them to?
- They’ve got Bob Dylan vibes for sure. Certainly the voice of a generation.
- Hmmm, no. I can’t say that I know anyone else who has succeeded with similar characteristics. Must not be indicative of anything, though!
RESULTS:
Mostly 1s: Good news! This singer-songwriter is going to be able to get away with having a bad voice and go on to have a lucrative, even legendary career. After all, just because he sings bad, doesn’t mean we have to write him off! He is absolutely a man.
Mostly 2s: Unfortunately, it appears this person is a woman. That sucks for her, because she will likely not be able to overcome the insanely high bar for female vocalists even though she’s a talented and heartfelt lyricist. She sounds like an arrogant bitch, huh?
